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[INTERIOR SHOT: Dark wooden cabin, lit by flickering oil lamps. A man and his two sons stand in the middle, with random animals milling about behind them.]

MAN: All right, everything went off without a hitch. We got at least two of all the animals on here, right?

SON 1: Absolutely! I got all of the mammals rounded up...

SON 2: ...and I took care of the reptiles!

MAN: (looking shocked) Reptiles? You tellin' me there are snakes on this ark?

[FADE OUT as rattling and hissing begins to be heard in the background.]

ANNOUNCER: Samuel L. Jackson IS Noah IN Snakes on an Ark! With Ben Stein as the voice of God.

GOD: Noah? Noah?

[Cut to OUTSIDE, on the top deck of the Ark. In the driving rain, Noah is shaking SON 2 by the shoulders. The Ark is tossed as lightning flashes in the background.]

NOAH: What part of forty days and forty nights did you not understand? When God said "every living thing," he didn't mean the SNAKES! (Thunder crashes) Remember the Garden of Eden? Remember what happened there?!

[Lightning flashes and the screen goes black. CUT TO "Snakes on an Ark" logo. Announcer blathers some stuff about ratings and whatnot. The money rolls in.]

Mood of the Moment: dorky
Auditory Hallucination: DVDA -- Twisted Steel Leather Donut

	From: jennybaxter	Date: April 14th, 2006 03:25 pm (UTC)		(Link)

	From: baronmind	Date: April 14th, 2006 06:24 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Thank you, thank you. I actually came up with this idea last night, then forgot it. On the way to work this morning, I thought, "Hm -- didn't I have a good idea of what to write about last night? I wonder what it was. Something to do with pop culture. Pac-man -- no. Paris Hilton. No. Snakes -- that was it! Snakes on an ark!"

	From: good_ol_don	Date: April 14th, 2006 03:34 pm (UTC)		(Link)

SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN' ARK!

	From: fembotbeck	Date: April 14th, 2006 05:56 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Isn't it "Snakes on a motherfuckin' ark, motherfucker"?

From: justnathan	Date: April 14th, 2006 04:20 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Teaser trailer:

A single bird flies just at the horizon. Noah, his wife, and his sons stand on the deck of the Ark, arms around one another. The bird has a branch in its beak and flies closer and closer to the ship. Just as it reaches the boat a huge snake breaks through the deck in front of the family and grabs the bird in its jaws before crashing back below.

Noah: GODDAMN IT!

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	From: starburstlvr	Date: April 14th, 2006 04:43 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Lol you should really send this to that Snakes on a Blog website!

	From: baronmind	Date: April 14th, 2006 06:23 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Thanks, I might do that!

	From: fembotbeck	Date: April 14th, 2006 05:54 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Good god man, don't make me read such hilarious things while I'm on a boring, very serious phone call!

SNAKES ... on an ARK!

	From: baronmind	Date: April 14th, 2006 06:19 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Oh, come on; what else is the mute button for?

	From: shunrai	Date: April 14th, 2006 07:09 pm (UTC)		(Link)

That just made my day. FABULOUS. In fact, I'm linking this right the hell now.

	From: wendy_the_witch	Date: April 14th, 2006 10:31 pm (UTC)		(Link)

With Ben Stein as the voice of God.

This is the best idea ever.

	From: starburstlvr	Date: April 18th, 2006 04:45 am (UTC)		(Link)

Grats man! You were posted on a site that even the New Line people check out!

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