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We're All Mad Here

You can tell I'm mad because I have straw in my hair.

Diseasemocker's Crepe
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All right, fine, I'll provide you with a tiny bit of real information - I'm a 31 year old computer guy living in Midlothian, VA, with a 35 minute commute to and from work every day. This gives me entirely too much time to develop whatever bizarre thoughts have lodged in my head recently, and is the reason behind most of the weirdness in my LiveJournal. That's all the summary you get - you want more content, you read the journal.

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